Hardy Math

An excuse for not knowing an answer to a math question.

"What is the eight times twelve?"

"One-hundred and eighty two."

"No it's not."

"Oh, sorry. I was doing Hardy Math."

by slingslong September 09, 2011

hardy breakfast

a mixture of male semen which is concocted by many men ejaculating into a bowl and a woman promptly eating thy bowl of semen

my friends and i were at a girls house, and we gave here one hardy breakfast

by nigga boy boy May 30, 2018

john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it

john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “

by Pscho beech December 12, 2023

Hardy Bastard

A person who is just an awesome mother fucker, shows his strength, takes one for the team or does something real good.

Dude, john got jumped by five guys, but he beat the shit outta them!

wow he's a hardy bastard

by djhegzy August 17, 2011

Hardy's bathroom

When you take a giant crap when you have the fucking stomach bug. Then, you get told that you killled the bathroom.

person 1: are you ok?

person 2: no. i just took a Hardy's Bathroom lmao

by hardys bathroom January 01, 2020

full hardy

Totally hard

I'm most impressed with your full hardy.

by PNGKanaka May 26, 2017

Emma Hardy

Badass simp for any tall dark haired anime man w/ or without glasses

You: Have you watched Haikyuu?
Emma Hardy: OMG KUROO TETSUROU IS SO HOT

You: Ok what about Oran High School Host Club?
Emma Hardy: Ahhhh I love Kyoya Ootori so much

by AnonymousEgg July 18, 2021