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Dirty Goalkeeper

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The act of putting one's balls in a lady's hole and the lady cock blocks you. Then to find out that the lady is a man and deep throats you with both his balls and penis.
For valentines day my girlfriend treated me for a bit of how's your father until she pulled a Dirty Goalkeeper
by Chavs69 June 2, 2022
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ging gang goolie

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When mums in their 50's meet in carparks for sex , often called Kerri
Lets go Dogging and get some ging gang goolie
by Eddy snott monster February 4, 2022
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ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper

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The least athletic lump in the club who loves a pint and gets out of breath running to the centre circle.

However bonus point for rocking up with a WAG
We are never scoring against that ICSM FC 4s goalkeeper, he takes up half the goal!
by uhprofile November 22, 2024
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