Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.

Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.

by JudeRunner June 28, 2025

Gaping Diarrhea

Diarrhea so bad that it widens your asshole open to let everything spill out in a single push.

Person 1: "You were screaming really loud, what happened?"
Person 2: Gaping Diarrhea

by Mannyfeats February 29, 2024

Gape

When a man smokes a fruity nicotine vape that's made for woman.

My buddy offered me a hit of his vape & I told him "Thanks bro but I don't Gape".

by NolynRocks March 9, 2025

Gape

The facial contours and structure of a woman's face; in reference to better sucking power for blowjobs.

"Look at the gape on that number's face" - Person 1

"Yeah, looks like supreme suckage" - Person 2

by SensualSaguaro November 10, 2021

Unlicensed Gaping

The act of gaping holes without a license.

‘’Ey lad, do us a favour and gape my hole’’

‘’Nah lad, I got my gaping license taken off me for unlicensed gaping’’

‘’Orr that’s well shit that’’

by gaping_hole April 9, 2022

friendship gape

when a friend you become emotionally attached to and one whom you greatly love and want, leaves you leaving you to think that they did not love, need or cared for you as much as you do them so you're left with a void, a gape.

Wow, Karen just give Jessica a friendship gape

by justAgnericguy May 17, 2019

Gape

See: gas prices

After going to the pump Carlos understood what 3 hours of anal gape must feel like

by Slippin' pee hands March 11, 2022