A sexual maneuver in which the male party handcuffs the female partner's wrist to his ankle. The male then proceeds to defecate on the floor while simultaneously dragging the female consort across the floor.
Side note: In most cases the female associate should be unaware of the proceedings until the “flux.” This will cause the partner to struggle, creating the tugboat effect as she is being dragged across the floor.
Side note: In most cases the female associate should be unaware of the proceedings until the “flux.” This will cause the partner to struggle, creating the tugboat effect as she is being dragged across the floor.
by William Mallowery January 22, 2011
by MA Realist April 16, 2008
It's when a guy purposefully cums in or on a girls eyes, then leaves the room. Leaving her to "watch" the kids.
by Steit RavenCloud December 21, 2009
Sexual Position...Consisting of 2 harpoons, a wheel of a ship, rope, a captains hat, and an eye patch...any combination u think of is acceptable
by 3600 January 20, 2009
by DJ Morris January 13, 2004
The best team in the NHL. Caught a lot of shit for trading away a playoff bum and a dangler, but they got Marco Sturm for it and he's a badass. Now they have Blake Wheeler, Milan Lucic, Patrice Bergeron, and David Krejci who will lead the Bruins to glory for years to come. Tim Thomas keeps proving people wrong every night. Don't fuck with Zdeno Chara. Oh, and Lucic will fucking kick your ass and then check you through the glass.
by FlattopFinney December 05, 2008
by Ballweg-SMASH October 21, 2007