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Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED)

The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)
Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…

You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!

Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.
by defs4dayz November 21, 2025
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playoff eyebrows

When you can't grow a playoff beard, in support of your favorite NHL team
What is up with Megan's new look? She is growing playoff eyebrows in support of the Hurricanes Stanley Cup run
by rnnrdad April 21, 2023
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eyebrows deep

He's probably eyebrows deep in some Essex bird
by Magoo August 23, 2017
mugGet the eyebrows deepmug.

Eyebrow repair

When a female is filling in/drawing on her eyebrows, and after both are finished, she comes to the realization that they aren't quite symmetrical; therefore resulting in having to undergo 'eyebrow repair' without harming adjacent makeup.
female #1: "Shit! I was drawing my eyebrows on, and they look totally different..."
female #2: "Thats okay girl, just do some eyebrow repair!"
by Miss.Sarah55 December 21, 2009
mugGet the Eyebrow repairmug.

eyebrow blindness

when u don't notice that ur eyebrows are messed up and u continue to carry on thinking it looks good. then maybe later u look back at finally realize like ew my eyebrows were ugly.
James Charles suffered from major eyebrow blindness...
-his sharie brows
by youknowmemr.cool August 8, 2024
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Raised eyebrows

He showed a symbol of raised eyebrows to show what he gets
by Levaling May 21, 2022
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Eyebrow Slit

The original definition:
" According to The Oregonian, a vertical slit shaved off the eyebrow is a gang symbol indicating membership. It is sometimes referred to as "carved." ... According to The Oregonian's source, a shaved line in the eyebrow is meant to impress rather than to intimidate. "
What happened to your face, what's with the eyebrow slit?

I cut a line because I'm affiliated with a gang.
by NamesAllison March 24, 2021
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