Cottage Nerd

Some one that's cringe asf and hangs out at the collage by KHS

Did you see that fucken cottage nerd sitting there all by himself.

by betyoureayear9fag January 8, 2020

Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.

He was looking for cottage soap and titties.

by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020

California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

by Motorman20 March 17, 2020

soothing cottage core

Girls that are green witches and read tarot for crying grandmother's at random train stations. You're more than lucky if you encounter one on the wild. Will say: 'people find them intimidating', but it'll seem close to impossible

Hannah Harmon is the definition of soothing cottage core I just wanna bake with her in the woods listening to good music

by thumbelina July 9, 2020

cottage cheese

The worst fucking food to ever be invented by mankind.

Who the fuck made cottage cheese? It's just mozzarella but they gave up halfway through!

by youkoo96 October 1, 2020

cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013