Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone winner on top of the mountain, balls deep in the peak

Cowboy's fan 1: Man, I can't believe that we choked again this playoff, I thought this was our year man!

Cowboy's fan 2: I know, but at least the team can play brokeback mountain now.

Cowboy's fan 1: OMG, that's my favorite play

by anonymous December 16, 2023

Brokeback Mountain

The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak

Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.

Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.

Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain

by anonymous December 17, 2023

Brokeback burger

when you and your friends are very hungry and would do ANYTHING for a burger.

omg Ian I want a burger so bad break my back daddy, Brokeback burger

by morgaggg January 28, 2021

Brokeback rodeo

When a group of guys gets naked, oils each other up, and the "bull" and the "cowboy" wrap each other's head with saran wrap. If the Cowboy can last riding the Bulls back for eight seconds he gets to butt fuck the Bull till somebody passes out. Then a new Cowboy picks a new Bull and everyone yells "Ridem Cowboy"

"Me and my boys was at the lake drinking the other night and had us a Brokeback Rodeo"

by Wrasslin Jimbo June 16, 2022

Brokeback Mountain

The greatest LGBT Movie of all time!!

Have you ever watched Brokeback Mountain? Yes, the movie is the greatest LGBT Movie ever created!

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022

Brokeback Rodeo

When a group of Bros get drunk, and get naked in a hotel room. They take turns being the "Bull" and the "Cowboy" After slathering each other with Baby oil, the Cowboy tries to ride the Bulls back. If he can stay on for 8 seconds, he gets to butt fuck the Bull while everyone yells "Ridem Cowboy"

"Me and the boys got to drinkin last night and had us a Brokeback Rodeo while we were in that fancy Vegas hotel room"

by Wrasslin Jimbo June 21, 2022

Go Brokeback

It’s when a seemingly butch dude comes out as Gay and NO ONE knew it at al! It is a callback to the movie “Brokeback Mountain,” where two Cowboys have a Gay encounter with each other.

Dude, you’re coming out? Did you just go Brokeback on us?

by The One Who Remains August 23, 2022