“Bogan” is a state of mind that leads to suboptimal outcomes. Below is snap shots of the inner bogan mindset and what behaviours non-bogan observe.
Bogans think non-bogans are condensing, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are la-di-dah, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are incomprehensible, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are in need of more drugs, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are nerds, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are hostile, because we are
Non-bogans think bogans are clue less, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are uncouth, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are incomprehensible, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are substance addicted, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are canon fodder, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are dangerous, because they are
Stereotypes are only 50% right. You might rail against racism/sexism/homophobia/tofu, but do not forget to reach out a shake the hand of someone from the other side of the tracks. They may become your best friend.
Cheers big-ears
Bogans think non-bogans are condensing, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are la-di-dah, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are incomprehensible, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are in need of more drugs, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are nerds, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are hostile, because we are
Non-bogans think bogans are clue less, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are uncouth, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are incomprehensible, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are substance addicted, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are canon fodder, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are dangerous, because they are
Stereotypes are only 50% right. You might rail against racism/sexism/homophobia/tofu, but do not forget to reach out a shake the hand of someone from the other side of the tracks. They may become your best friend.
Cheers big-ears
Bogan: What ya looking at ya poofter
Non-bogan: You, mate. You have a shite load of skill to still have no broken bones from 250 failed tabletops
Bogan: You countin' at that were ya ya cunt?
Non-bogan: No, mate. I lost count at about 50. The remainder is an estimate based on time take for those 50.
Bogan: Then it's all good, mate, eh. Ya wanna beer?
Non-bogan: You, mate. You have a shite load of skill to still have no broken bones from 250 failed tabletops
Bogan: You countin' at that were ya ya cunt?
Non-bogan: No, mate. I lost count at about 50. The remainder is an estimate based on time take for those 50.
Bogan: Then it's all good, mate, eh. Ya wanna beer?
by mattyqwerty2 December 2, 2018
Get the boganmug. When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021
Get the Bogan Harry Pottermug. Hard working respectful aussie that love cars ,Aussie culture and partying hard but still has a mouthful of teeth
by Vegemitetoast July 6, 2019
Get the Bluecollar boganmug. On September 19, 1965 at the age of 68 she gave birth to a baby girl named Clara Almanzar. In an interview she stated it was a shock that she was pregnant as she did not think at her age it was possible. She did her best to take care of her daughter but it was a struggle. Her daughter (Clara Almanzar) has stated it was very hard growing up with a mother that was much older and she felt her childhood was taken from her. Unfortunately Lucille passed away a year before her granddaughter Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar was born. Belcalis would later become a very successful rapper and would go by the stage name Cardi B. She stated in an interview with TMZ that her mother had played some of her grandmothers music for her and it had inspired some of her songs most notably the hit WAP.
by Musichistory January 18, 2023
Get the Lucille Boganmug. A racist, white piece of trash.
Typically found in their natural habitat (Houso’s) you can find a bogan drinking a VB and swearing and abusing any innocent dark skinned man/women or boy/girl that happens to walk in their sight.
P.s: if confronted by a bogan, don’t try to have an intellectual conversation, it’ll anger the strange creature, instead just point him in the direction of the nearest Centrelink or tobacconist.
(Can be found with a mullet not so gracefully flowing in the wind).
Typically found in their natural habitat (Houso’s) you can find a bogan drinking a VB and swearing and abusing any innocent dark skinned man/women or boy/girl that happens to walk in their sight.
P.s: if confronted by a bogan, don’t try to have an intellectual conversation, it’ll anger the strange creature, instead just point him in the direction of the nearest Centrelink or tobacconist.
(Can be found with a mullet not so gracefully flowing in the wind).
by EmpatheticMan February 5, 2018
Get the Boganmug. A bogan is a term used for a ratty south Australia man who loves drinking vb longnecks at 10 to 12 in the fucking morning and has a beauty of a mullet. Men like this usually have no teeth to spare because as young kids the took cheap handfuls of speed and bashed others who were going through the same depression as them.
Oi I saw a massive bogan yesterday he was pissed on vb and had bags of speed hanging out of his pocket, he had no teeth and had a massive mullet. He had a name tag on I’m pretty sure it read “Callum Sullivan”
by King Kong Tom (p) April 2, 2019
Get the Boganmug. The pattern left on a lawn after a dead project car is resurrected or sold. Normally dirt in the middle with longer grass around the outside where the mower can’t reach.
by Cowboy Tuned July 19, 2022
Get the Bogan Crop Circlemug.