Bitchass

A term of endearment that you call a retard to remind them how much you love them.

Shut up bitchass, I love you

by CaptainVegetable September 26, 2023

Bitchass motherfucker

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Eggman: Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker.

by SHADOW HATE CLUB October 3, 2023

Bitcharitis

Calling in sick multiple days in a row when you're not really sick

Did the bitcharitis get you good or what Drake?

Fuck yeah it did haven't been this sick in the last 10 years. No voice, no energy and chainsaw throat

by VirtueBoys March 20, 2024

Bitchass

When someone is being a bitch, and an asshole at the same time. Doesn't necessarily mean so, it can also be a word you can throw around. You can use it at the end of a sentence to describe someone.

"yo bro shut yo bitchass up"

"Bro, I already told you I was away. Bitchass."

by Jame𝖘tream October 1, 2024

Bitchass nigga

a person that acts “tough” but actually cries like a little bitch that they are

or on occasion a person that first acts like they can handle something but once the opportunity is given to them they break down

“owen i js cant do this anymore, this isn’t making me feel any better”

owen: “whatever just block me”

*after like 5 minutes*

owen: “PLEASE COME BACK I CANT DO THIS WITHOUT YOU I NEED YOU I LOVE YOU PLEASE”

(this is an exempel of a person that acts like a bitchass nigga.)

by kissumua January 29, 2025

bitchass nigga

A slack-ass, piss-poor excuse of any man (irrespective of their race or culture) that can talk good game but really ain’t shit (nor ever gonna be shit; much like he never was) who blames all of their downfalls on everyone else and evades accountability like it’s the plague (for, he takes no responsibility whatsoever; let alone that of his own negligence).

“That bitchass nigga promised to dominate the game all year, but by June, he was already slacking; blaming his losses on the weather and his luck, while his teammates knew he’d never put in the work to begin with.”

by 26LT February 20, 2026

Bitchard

A two faced person who lives near you. Everything about him is fake, all acts, loves to pretend. When confronted he folds because he knows he'll be smashed into 1000 pieces because deep down he knows how brittle he is.

Call/text him he won't show, trust me I know this, he's a real bitchard!

by UrRealDaddy June 24, 2025