Birds

Actually the FBI

Unsuspecting Pedestrian 1: hey don’t tell your mom but-
The Birds: *have already informed the mother*

by FantasticYeasts April 13, 2020

Bird

1. Government surveillance drone, BIRD is an acronym:

B-bionic

I-industrial

R-recording

D-device

2. Penis

1. Tim was being watched by the government through that bird.

2. My bird is longer than yours.

by 8======D༄༄ February 23, 2020

Bird

You should know what a bird is by now.

Joe: "I'm thinking of getting a pet bird."
Dan: "A bird? What's a bird?"
Joe: "...Are you serious?"
Dan: "Yeah?"
Joe: "..."
Dan: "...What?"

by PawhiskerParties! October 22, 2020

Bird

A individual (man or woman) that acts annoying or silly for the fun of it. Sarcasm is common for birds. A bird is equal to a germ, a worm, and an ameba.

Wow's what a bird. Who she think she is.

by kkkkkbbird September 30, 2020

Bird

A flying animal

I see a bird

by A+suck October 6, 2020

Bird

A animal that can fly

bird LOL

by LOLIMDABEST LOLOLOZ!0101013i21 April 17, 2017

Bird

THE MOST AMAZING FUCKING ANIMAL EVER

OMG IS THAT A FUCKING BIRD :OOOOO

by Im not a human June 20, 2018