A non-musical harmonica made my cutting the top and bottom off of a pack of cigarettes (preferably 100's) and smoking all of them, at once, through the pack, like a bundle of cigarettes; effectively creating a Cigarette Harmonica.
by Kevin Pannell December 15, 2008

person A: hey man do you got a light
person B: no i used his lighter
person A: let me barrow yours
person B: why
person A: cigarette sex
person B: no i used his lighter
person A: let me barrow yours
person B: why
person A: cigarette sex
by Shortbusguy June 26, 2006

someone who you constantly give cigs but when you need some they give you an exact number on how many they owe you instead of just giving you as many you need, seeing as you give them cigs all the time
yesterday i bumed my friend cigs all day then when im asked him for one he said "oh, i only owe you 9" then i called him a cigarette jew.
by myfriendsacigjew July 23, 2010

When one farts so much in one day (without starting) that a thin tarry film is created on ones underwear
by 2rightbootsandonewrongdude October 7, 2020

That cigarette in the pack that should have spare written on it so you know to give it out when hobos, junkies and underage kids come asking you for a cigarette.
When you are out in public enjoying a cigarette, than a random junkie comes up to you "Hey bro mind if I grab a spare cigarette off ya!"
by SgtHairy March 26, 2021

by Willya-Dikfit April 2, 2020

Person1: Damn, I sat on my pack of cigarettes.
Person2: Hah! Now you have to smoke those Chinese cigarettes.
Person2: Hah! Now you have to smoke those Chinese cigarettes.
by facehouse November 11, 2011
