Hayden

A big little nonce with no friends. He touches up little kids and gets them in his white van
Look over there "Haydens" taking the kids
by Ricardo retardo February 21, 2019
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Hayden

Often mistaken for a guys name, Hayden can also be a great girls name. Girl Hayden is sassy and classy, and her walk is more of models strut. She can stay up into the very early morning hours without getting tired. Her passion is musicals (Falsettos, Hamilton, you name it shes watched it.) and sipping any tea that she can hear about. Hayden is also a very considerate person. She never judges you no matter what your situation is. She is always willing to hear a rant or two and share one of her own. Haydens are very loving creatures and are always willing to talk.
Person 1: Dang who is that sassy strutter?
Person 2: Oh, probably a Hayden.
by StealUrManz August 12, 2018
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Hayden

A stupid dumb ass who has no clue what hes doing part from trying to act cool when he's not and crack jokes that are dead.
"Hayden you dumbass"
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Hayden

The one guy who secretly watches kids under 5 years old
Hayden: dude look at that kid over there i would tap that

You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....
by Gucci_boy July 11, 2017
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Hayden

A motherfucking bitch he'll drive you to hell he is always talking about drugs he's so stupid is giving halrious and he's the worst motherfucking bitch in you whole life so don't date this god damn asshole
Girl 1= look at that asshole....

Girl 2= you mean a Hayden....
by Only Tell The Truth 😏 May 28, 2019
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Hayden

Hayden is a nice boy,short, small, anything tiny related. He’s got chubby face cheeks. Hayden can be pretty violent to himself . (Ahem knife play)he is also pretty desperate. He is a weirdo and don’t know what girl would like him. He is a mamas boy too. he likes to wear masks and talk about hammer head sharks. He can be cocky a lot. He doesn’t like being called a gent for some odd reason. Sometimes he just wants to die but life won’t let that happpen.
Girl 1 : omg is that Hayden, what a hunk

Girl 2: don’t go for him, I heard he’s not worth it. Just a desperate man

Girl 3 : GIGGLE
by Mama_Duchess May 27, 2019
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Hayden

Hayden is a faggot with blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Hayden is top fuck. There are many hdifferentHayden's but none like this Hayden 💞 Hayden will always belong to his gay lover baby♥️ Hayden is hot.
"God do I want that hayden to fuck me."
by John cay March 17, 2018
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