she's the literal definition of the 'Sour Patch Kids' slogan. if she ever had a crush on you, you were one lucky fucker. If she was a Scorpio, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance. she's very irreplaceable and impossible to forget. she's literally a walking magnet and no, she's not gay. she is a tomboy. big difference. she's got drip, she's got style, and loves wearing caps and ripped jeans. has a perfectly fit body but everyone thinks otherwise because it's not a GYATT. she also is a fighter when it comes to 'toxic' people. whether it's your mom or whoever, she doesn't care. she'll fight anyone no matter size don't get on her bad side please cuz once it's out, you will want to run into the nearest corner and wait until it's over. but overall, she's the best person to come across and the worst person to encounter. she's not all talk cuz the "talk" is what she's gonna do and that's when you better take her seriously or RUN.
Who's that?
Are you serious right now?
What it's just a question.
That's Zoey. You know, the girl who had a crush on you from last year?
Ohhhh.
Yeeeeah, as in the one you rejected just cuz she didn't have an @$$?
What? I never said that.
Whatever man.
Are you serious right now?
What it's just a question.
That's Zoey. You know, the girl who had a crush on you from last year?
Ohhhh.
Yeeeeah, as in the one you rejected just cuz she didn't have an @$$?
What? I never said that.
Whatever man.
by mrsandmanB)224 November 6, 2023
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Finn Peetus: Yes, it’s Zoey Stryker. Look at her huge ass. Level 100000 GYATTTTTTT!
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B: Yeah, they seem to get along really well. They're basically the Zoey and the Quinn.
A: Makes me wish I had a friendship like that.
B: Yeah, they seem to get along really well. They're basically the Zoey and the Quinn.
A: Makes me wish I had a friendship like that.
by burntactor June 30, 2024
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by anonymous March 30, 2022
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The smArtest girl i dated was Zoey Bennett she was cool as fuck.
Did you see Zoey Bennett's ass in those shorts? Sexy as hell
Did you see Zoey Bennett's ass in those shorts? Sexy as hell
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