Scrub my Wool

The act of someone jacking you off, usually used as a way to offend someone. can be used in the manner of "your mom" (randomly)

Johnny: "hey can you do my homework later?"
Tom: "How about you scrub my wool"
Johnny: "Umm?..."
Everyone else "Hahahah!!!"

by Kale19 October 18, 2010

Pull the wool

V. Phrase to pull the wool is an act of deception and trickery.

He thought he could pull the wool over my eyes thinking he would get away with cheating.

by Mark Tongue June 3, 2015

pull the wool over your eyes

To deceive someone

Jimmy tried to pull the wool over your eyes by telling you there is no test on Friday.

by ISoRandom November 1, 2015

Mafia Wool

The most badest organisation in Notts,
named after leader Wooley.
Other members consist of names like:
Keith, JoEnes, Meeg, Baz, George nd Raggy,
without forgetting the main man
himself
Wooley(c).

Targets: Any body that breathes in Wooleys direction & makes eye contact with him

A: Hey man!, You're pushing your luck,
you do know i'm art of Mafia Wool
B: Ahhh Shit!! Sorry mate, don't want no trouble

by Al II September 23, 2006

wool

A woman (from the appearance of pubic hair); Pubic hair

Lets leave -- there's no wool in this club -- it's boy's town.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Woohoo Girls

The girls you often see at the club that scream out "Woohoo" in their drunkiness.

Oh my god I'm about to punch these woohoo girls if they doesn't stop!

I'm gonna party tonight until I'm one of the woohoo girls!

by Armywidow09 January 22, 2013

University of Wooloomooloo

One of the best universities of New South Wales, Australia. Best know for their excellent philosophy department.

Famous actor Russell Crowe studied philosophy of the university of Wooloomooloo.

by Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce October 16, 2008