Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.

watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.

by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021

Sausage-Wallet

A place to keep your penis warm.

My Penis is cold
Well warm it in my sausage-wallet then!

by Draco Malfoy. November 10, 2007

Bologna Wallet

A term used to describe a beat-up, worn out vagina. Beef Curtains and Bologna Wallet are one and the same.

"That chick had the biggest bologna wallet i've ever seen!"

by Dusty Ervin March 5, 2008

Wallet leech

A Kardashain style, highly annoying female individual who has a high level of gold digger traits and will suck your wallet dry by maintenaining her unsubstantiated high standards.

Don't be such a wallet leech. I'm not paying for drinks and dinner again!

by The_German November 20, 2016

hamburger wallet

Slang term for a persons butthole. Prison Wallet leather cherrio butthole asshole

Last night I went to Suzy's house and asked to see her hamburger wallet. She bent over and showed me her butthole.

by Lucy The Miata May 7, 2019

Wallet Apology

A forced apology on the basis of concern for the economic loss or blow back for not making an apology. Always given with no sense of repentance, humility, remorse or genuine contrition.

The opposite of a heartfelt apology.

Rush Limbaugh's economic driven apology following calling Sandra Fluke a slut was a "wallet apology." Motivated solely by the economic loss of losing sponsors because of his comments.

by Samuel Charles September 18, 2012

snot wallet

A woman who takes the in-out more frequently than a Catholic alter boy with a pretty mouth and sins to repent for.

Vince exclaimed, "I can't believe you tapped that hoe! You should probably get tested."
David replied shamefully, "I know, she's a real snot wallet."

by TramadolQueen August 6, 2013