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vacation dick

A dick that is abnormally large and is found on a man overseas when your on vacation.
Joe: I HAVE A VACATION DICK!
Hoe: I WANT IT!
by Kazuto Hiraga June 17, 2016
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Vacation Jetlag

The difficulty in getting up early in the morning, similar to that experienced when returning from a trip to a time zone to the west, caused by staying up late and getting up late during vacation.
"Oh, man, sorry I was late for that morning meeting. I've got a bad case of vacation jetlag that I can't shake."
by j404 January 5, 2010
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Funemployment Vacation

A vacation one takes when one is unemployed and not looking to be employed; usually subsidized by some sort of governmental aid benefits, i.e. Unemployment, SSI/Disability
Helen: "my California adventure is drawing to a close and I will be heading back home one week from today"

Don: "Funemployment vacation over, sad"
by DMBGirl1122 February 3, 2010
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Vacationing Down

The period of time when you get back from a vacation and you are still completely lazy, don't do any chores, respond to text messages... etc.
Hey does John hate me or something? I haven't heard from him in weeks!

No it's all good, he's still Vacationing Down.
by Adrenalinetester January 8, 2011
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vacation syndrome

when you go on vacation and all the girls appear to be hotter than the girls in your hometown, usually because you're only paying attention to the hot ones. (applies to day trips as well)
A: Dude I got Vacation Syndrome cause the ass here is ridiculous!

J: lol did it give you yogurt pants?

A: You know it, there are NO ugly chicks here!
by goldenwings173 January 28, 2014
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British Vacation

Unlike the typical American vacation, a British vacation is where you announce to everyone you will be away whilst you will in fact be around the whole time annoying said people and not actually enjoying any vacation.
Gully Announces: I shall be on vacation this week Guildies and will be unavailable until January 1rst.

Next 6 days: Annoys the shit out of everyone in his guild channel, and spend most his days changing shit on the server while on his British Vacation
by Disfunktionl December 22, 2021
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Jamaican Vacation

the act of anal sex with a reluctant partner, wherein he or she demands compensation in the form of an extended holiday to a tropical destination.
Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
by dirft84 February 3, 2010
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