Unlike the typical American vacation, a British vacation is where you announce to everyone you will be away whilst you will in fact be around the whole time annoying said people and not actually enjoying any vacation.
Gully Announces: I shall be on vacation this week Guildies and will be unavailable until January 1rst.
Next 6 days: Annoys the shit out of everyone in his guild channel, and spend most his days changing shit on the server while on his British Vacation
Next 6 days: Annoys the shit out of everyone in his guild channel, and spend most his days changing shit on the server while on his British Vacation
by Disfunktionl December 22, 2021
Get the British Vacationmug. Francine's week-long vacation got extended by a few days as a result of the vacation flu she contrived when the alarm clock went off.
by Bossy Larry December 2, 2013
Get the vacation flumug. Ken: How about a blow vacation?
Lady: I don’t follow
Ken: Doesn’t a blow ‘job’ sound like work?
Lady: Well then... *gulp gulp...*
Lady: I don’t follow
Ken: Doesn’t a blow ‘job’ sound like work?
Lady: Well then... *gulp gulp...*
by David Shinn October 3, 2018
Get the Blow Vacationmug. The difficulty in getting up early in the morning, similar to that experienced when returning from a trip to a time zone to the west, caused by staying up late and getting up late during vacation.
"Oh, man, sorry I was late for that morning meeting. I've got a bad case of vacation jetlag that I can't shake."
by j404 January 5, 2010
Get the Vacation Jetlagmug. Girl 1: I couldn't have sex with him everyday he has a vacation dick.
Girl 2: So Maybe come back to it in a few months?
Girl 2: So Maybe come back to it in a few months?
by Anarallath June 11, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. A person who upon commencement of vacation plots to negatively impact vacation activities when they do not get their way or if a group agreed activity is not to their liking. This can be in the form of faking an injury or Illness, mentioning multiple times that they are ready to go, generalized complaining, being rude and/or being in a generally disagreeable mood. Often the vacation terrorist is not financially invested and is the child of another vacation goer. Most commonly found between the ages between 16 - 25.
Did you have a good time on vacation? No, my sister brought her vacation terrorist who moped and complained until she made us all miserable because she didn’t get her way.
The vacation terrorist struck again! She refused to leave the bathroom until her makeup was perfect and we missed the shuttle to the park.
The vacation terrorist struck again! She refused to leave the bathroom until her makeup was perfect and we missed the shuttle to the park.
by Lrex2d October 30, 2022
Get the Vacation Terroristmug. the act of anal sex with a reluctant partner, wherein he or she demands compensation in the form of an extended holiday to a tropical destination.
Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
by dirft84 February 3, 2010
Get the Jamaican Vacationmug.