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Trench Monkey

Term given to underpaid, and over qualified archaeological field technicians who work in Cultural Resource Management.
I spent the last eight months as a trench monkey.
by SFArchaeologist December 3, 2015
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Trenched Love

The stage in a couple's relationship when it is not uncommon that they disappear for days at a time with no contact with the outside world. Hence, there is no general cause for worry or alarm. Analytically, this should mean the said couple is home and heavily engaged in consummating their love. This aspect is not necessarily the case these days. It is with today's many travel package get-away deals that this couple could have been "Trenchin' it in Cancun!"

End note: It is said that the term, "trench love" first came into use during World War I, somewhere in France.
"Why is it we never feel any trenched love anymore?"
by gravy111 November 26, 2010
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sperm trench

1) A channel dug in the ground where men go to deposit their seamen.

2) A women who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen.

3) A man who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen

4) A situation that arose in WWI when the entiraty of ones unit was homosexual.
"Dude I have all of this sperm but no where to leave it, what should I do?"
"Why dont you leave it in Nicks mum she's a sperm trench"

or

As the Huns approached the entrenched British position they could see that the British were flying a rainbow flag and the soldiers were dancing to the YMCA. The Germans realised that they were approahcing a sperm trench.
by Trampon October 28, 2006
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Marianas Trench

A badass song sung by the awesome metalcore band, August Burns Red. They are guaranteed to play it at any concert they go to.
That song "Marianas Trench" that August Burns Red played was freakin' gnarly!
by Bored in Arch.Design May 7, 2010
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digging trenches

To have sex with someone.
After Tracy went to sleep, Carrie and Eric started digging trenches on the air matress.
by Babycakes Carrie May 23, 2007
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Trench Whore

During WWII, at the height of trench warfare, moral was at an all time low. Commanding Officers brought prostitutes, dubbed trench whores, to the trenches in order to raise moral.
Private Jimmy was feeling down but after his session with the trench whore he looks fight ready.
by talymilellaj April 30, 2021
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donkey trench

by Whaleswithchefhats March 10, 2016
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