cum wipers

Fake eyelashes (falsies) that are extra long and aid in keeping a cumshot from getting in the eyes.

Did you see guys see Greta’s new cum wipers??

by jman james July 19, 2024

Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick

Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr

by R.L Stien August 12, 2024

Flag-Wiper

An American conservative who hides their blatant racism, bigotry, hate, and disdain for the actual United States motto (E. Pluribus Unum - "Out of Many, One.") behind a disingenuous use of the American flag, thus metaphorically wiping their ass with it. The sort of person who tells people who speak a foreign language to "Go back to your country" but has a warped version of an American flag on their lifted Dodge RAM truck; A general term for a conservative.

"That guy shouting about Mexicans and blacks while waving the Stars and Stripes at the Trump rally is such a flag-wiper."

"Any time you see some flag-wiper driving around in their big pickup truck, rolling coal and acting like a complete asshole, don't forget what party they represent."

by Nix Nachtvogel February 25, 2023

Owl Wiper

A Roblox player who specifically despises Deepwoken with no particularly good reason. They probably hate it through seeing too much of it or as the word suggests, wiping at The Depths for the first time then quitting and hating the game afterwards. You can commonly find this creature when you mention or reference deepwoken in a community outside of its fanbase.

Guy 1: *posts a deepwoken meme*
Guy 2: man go back to midwoken bitchass mf dump your unfunny shit somewhere else
Guy 1: nigga stfu you're probably that goofy ass nigga who hates deepwoken with all their heart just because you got gripped by an etrean guard at your first 5 seconds of playthrough and then wiped to a sharko at the depths fucking owl wiper.

by imp fuck2 March 3, 2023

Side Wiper

A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.

As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.

by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023

Phantom Wiper

A phantom wiper is an unknown person who wipes their butt on various objects.

If you see a rag, towel, rug, or a shower curtain with brown streaks you know the phantom has stricken.

"Hey did you see that towel with brown streaks on it?"

"The phantom wiper strikes again!!!"

by Nightguy06 February 3, 2026