A hardcore gymbro he does not know when to stop talking either. He used to be a fatass but now he's a reformed with a love hate relationship with creatine. He also hates his ex girlfriend's fucking guts
by shingching June 23, 2023
Get the Mateo Marinmug. 
lil baby bitch with a big dicckkkkkk. He look like he a recovering failed heroin addict and likes to cook meth not for profit just for funsiesssss. He goes around offering to give head and likes sticking his penis in gatorade bottles in the community fridge. Then he gets hard and it pops like a bottle rocket. Him and his gay lover love to have threesomes with women who role play as dwayne the rock johnson with hair. they need super hairy eyebrows otherwise it doesn't work. He loves the rock hard experience.
by Dee Perdadi March 23, 2022
Get the mateomug. 