Suburban Beach Bum

Lauren

that girl lauren is such a suburban beach bum, she just sits at home and watches movies

by Teenybøpper May 3, 2011

Suburban Love Story

Suburban Love story is like Hood love story but you talk about your future love Tortas the story’s and how they will end! Suburban love story

I will get in a relationship with Kylie Jenner
You will explain the future love story of your life in a Snapchat story and who you want to date. Suburban love story

by TortaSyTacos February 21, 2020

Typical Suburban Mom (TSM)

A Typical Suburban Mom drinks wine, joins “book club”, is involved in multiple carpools, and tries to keep up with the Joneses.

Drives a huge SUV to run her errands in her designer activewear. Feeds her family an organic, gluten-free, and low salt diet, but also gets regular Botox injections.

May or may not be involved in some MLM scheme.

Tammy showed up in her designer activewear again. She's such a Typical Suburban Mom (TSM).

by onepoorman September 27, 2022

typical suburban white girl

Symptoms indicate: LOVEING starbucks, Scared Of Everything and freaks about anything,All Super Fake, The second that interaction is over, they’re going to turn around and talk shit about each other in a second. think their "Typical white girl problems" are actual problems they like Taylor Swift, all that shit, suburban white girls love it. watch a movies with their friends while complaining that they’re single. Talks and texts using shorter things like "U" "2" "ttyl" "ILU" "OMG" and is ALWAYS self centered and flips her hair. Always asking about her appearance. AND last but not Least WHINES ALOT! WARNING IF YOU KNOW A TYPICAL SUBURBAN WHITE GIRL THAT HAS THESE SYMPTOMS THEIR MOST LIKELY STUPID TO, IF IF YOU HAVE ONE CALL 1-800-WHITEGIRL FOR HELP NOW.

"Can you come to the bathroom with me?"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."

"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*

"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"

by YourMyBitch June 1, 2014

Suburban Oil Co. Inc.

Someone that has a hard time thinking of a name for a bussiness

You must work for Surburban Oil Co. Inc....LOL!!!!!!

by JP & MK March 8, 2003

Suburban Stuntman

A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.

Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”

Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”

by T-von December 18, 2011

Chevrolet Suburban

A large SUV built by Chevrolet. With a long history, being famous for being the car Chevrolet has manufactured since the 1930's, it is also longer than the Chevrolet Tahoe, which is exactly like the Suburban, but only a bit shorter in length. The Suburban has good leg room for all three rows, and is also a very good family car.

Random guy: Where are you going for vacation?

Random guy 2: I do not know, but all we know is that we're taking the Chevrolet Suburban!

by Yorkshire June 15, 2023