by Teenybøpper April 14, 2011
Suburban Love story is like Hood love story but you talk about your future love Tortas the story’s and how they will end! Suburban love story
I will get in a relationship with Kylie Jenner
You will explain the future love story of your life in a Snapchat story and who you want to date. Suburban love story
You will explain the future love story of your life in a Snapchat story and who you want to date. Suburban love story
by TortaSyTacos February 22, 2020
A Typical Suburban Mom drinks wine, joins “book club”, is involved in multiple carpools, and tries to keep up with the Joneses.
Drives a huge SUV to run her errands in her designer activewear. Feeds her family an organic, gluten-free, and low salt diet, but also gets regular Botox injections.
May or may not be involved in some MLM scheme.
Drives a huge SUV to run her errands in her designer activewear. Feeds her family an organic, gluten-free, and low salt diet, but also gets regular Botox injections.
May or may not be involved in some MLM scheme.
by onepoorman September 28, 2022
Symptoms indicate: LOVEING starbucks, Scared Of Everything and freaks about anything,All Super Fake, The second that interaction is over, they’re going to turn around and talk shit about each other in a second. think their "Typical white girl problems" are actual problems they like Taylor Swift, all that shit, suburban white girls love it. watch a movies with their friends while complaining that they’re single. Talks and texts using shorter things like "U" "2" "ttyl" "ILU" "OMG" and is ALWAYS self centered and flips her hair. Always asking about her appearance. AND last but not Least WHINES ALOT! WARNING IF YOU KNOW A TYPICAL SUBURBAN WHITE GIRL THAT HAS THESE SYMPTOMS THEIR MOST LIKELY STUPID TO, IF IF YOU HAVE ONE CALL 1-800-WHITEGIRL FOR HELP NOW.
"Can you come to the bathroom with me?"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."
"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*
"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."
"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*
"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"
by YourMyBitch June 01, 2014
by JP & MK March 08, 2003
A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.
Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”
Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”
Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”
by T-von December 11, 2011
An attractive woman who has no purpose in life other than to service her husband . Usually they have died blond hair , and are married to a much older and less attractive man . They drive around in a huge SUV’s , dont work , cook or clean . They are found all over the United States in wealthy suburban communities. There heads bob up and down as they are giving head , which is the only thing that they are good at .
Look at that suburban bobblehead driving that massive SUV, she has no purpose in life other than to suck her husnabds Dick
by BigBuffarillaAss May 20, 2018