Sparrows bum crack

To wake up at a very early time

"Had to get up at sparrows bum crack"

by Rourkie August 22, 2022

Jack Sparrow

Literally everyone's best friend and the best best best best best pirate in existence, savvy?

Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl September 1, 2022