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Evil Photocopier

The most evil thing to have ever beet created, it pilages villages and violates small babies. Even stooping so low as to eat dirt from under a large lazy mans arse this thing will stop at nothing to cause as much havoc and spiteful acts as photocopierally possible.
Billy was walking along his street happily whistling a merry tune when he feels a cold chill across his neck, he glances over his shoulder catching a quick glance of something, he's unsure what. Billy shrugs his shoulders and continues on his merry way when the Evil Photocopier falls out of the sky squashing Billy flatter than a Two dollar hooker on the job
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photoshopping

Going shopping and taking photos of yourself in the mirror. Usually done in pairs, common in blog girls and those who use Twitter.
"We went to the mall but didn't find anything, we were photoshopping, we're so blogging these"
by ketch0989 October 5, 2011
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photoscopulus

One that looks good from a far and does not look good up close
Amy: omg tracy you see that guy over there runnnin he is so hot!
Tracy: oh lets go get his number
walking
Amy: Tracy is that the same guy?
Tracy: uhh.... i hope not
Amy: He so photoscopulus...
Tracy: eewww!!! gross!
by Andreanna, Chelsea November 8, 2008
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photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves

person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"

person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"

person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"
by fluffybunnies!! January 18, 2009
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photoshopping reality

When the press, public relations firms, government officials and political campaigns distort reality, twist the facts, apply filters like those used in PhotoShop to changes images, that is photoshopping reality. Closely associated with spin, perception management, marketing and propaganda.
When Secretary of State Colin Powell showed photographs to the UN proving the existence of chemical warfare plants, he was photoshopping reality. Also, President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
by Songpoet February 7, 2008
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Photoshopgenic

When one is only photogenic after a few major tweaks on photoshop.
That girl is not pretty, she's photoshopgenic!

Can you photoshop that picture of me to make me look good?
by phantea July 18, 2012
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PhotoShoplifted

When a photo YOU took has been used by someone on a social media site (ie. Facebook) and they don't give you credit for it and it gets more likes on their page than it would on yours because they have better friends and are just an all around better human being.
Jim Smith's photo of he and Adam Wahlberg, that I took at the Murder Mystery show, has gotten a lot of "likes" from people I don't know. Some of them are by hot ladies that won't accept my friend request. Jim Smith "PhotoShoplifted" my art work!
by YourHeroKevin October 15, 2013
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