Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

prayer whore

Someone who does irresponsible and foolish things to get attention. The close relative to the Attention Whore

Wow Sarah is such a prayer whore.

by Pardue15 January 6, 2016

Prayer Warriors

A prayer warrior is someone who is deeply committed to prayer, often interceding on behalf of others, their community, or specific causes. Prayer warriors are seen as spiritual advocates who rely on faith and prayer to seek divine intervention, guidance, protection, or blessings. They are often characterized by their steadfast dedication, persistence, and belief in the power of prayer to effect change in both spiritual and earthly matters. The term is commonly used in Christian communities but can be applied broadly to individuals who focus intensely on prayer within their faith traditions.

The dedicated prayer warriors, fast and prayed in order to intercede for friends and family in their times of need.

by SeaWhyWinters_5 June 18, 2025

Call To Prayer

1. Earsplitting audible garbage blasted over a loudspeaker that makes you wish you were deaf.

2. Making a call to someone named Prayer

1. Hearing the call to prayer was so insufferable I ended up having my eardrums removed

2. I'm calling Prayer to say hi

by ULTRAMAGA October 26, 2025

Private prayer

A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins

Me and the pope had to give the boy a private prayer cause he was not behaving.

by Greater than gods November 3, 2019

A Spartan's Prayer

When someone says: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest".

Person 1: Hey, do you know the Spartans Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, I call it a Spartan's prayer

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 5, 2025

prayer nap

The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens

Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet

by Bigchild96 August 22, 2015