National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.

“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”

by Tn1yah September 26, 2022

National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.

“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈

by FreekNikk August 10, 2024

National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed

“Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”

by Kenz9 August 1, 2022

National Grab Ass Day

September 15 is national grab ass day

i grabbed her ass on national grab ass day

by Jayden Brookie September 15, 2021

national grab ass day

on april 11th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by asofhas June 17, 2019

National Send Ass Pics Day

National send ass pics(multiple pictures) day is on October 29th... so send ass pics to friends or who ever

Today is national send ass pics day so send ass pics (a picture of a male or female bum).
Person 1 : It’s national send ass pics day

Person 2 : (Sends multiple ass pics)

by alkaeda October 27, 2020

National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019