My Name is Craig Tucker

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024

Hello my name is

Hello my name is is used when addressing your name to someone you don't know.

Hello my name is Daniel.

by JoinedSaturdayThe11January2020 January 11, 2020

running my name

When someone saying your name without no respect.

My nigga put some respect on my name. Otherwise stop running my name.

by gkinsith December 30, 2016

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025

My name is

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by ScreamLoud763 July 5, 2025

my real name?

famous line by terryiscool160

my real name?

by fjhashjfshiaks9djjkq September 21, 2021

Stop slanderin my name

Bomb ass song written by a DMV rapper that only the tuffest guys listen to

Brandon:Ayo Rj thanks for showin me the song “stop slanderin my name”

Rj: I gotchu bro

by Razr_V1p3r October 26, 2020