fucktaki mushroom

When some accidently use the word "shit" when they wish not to, they might add "taki mushroom" so it is as if they were not swearing at all. This method may also be used for the word "fuck".

One day I accidentally started to say "what the fuck" in maff class when informed of a homework assignment. I knew this would not fly. Thinking quickly I added "taki mushroom" to the end. The day was saved. No one suspects me of being a potty mouff. The teacher, coincidentally, is actually quite fond of fucktaki mushrooms in her spring rolls. Oh fucktaki mushroom! I misspelled "mouth".

by a man from norf america April 10, 2008

exploding mushroom

An action involving one person joining the tips of all of their fingers together, coming up behind an unsuspecting person, and shoving their fingers up their butt while opening the hand and making an ecploding noise.

I'm going to give you an exploding mushroom if you don't cut it out!

by Brackettmaster April 23, 2006

mushroom tea

Tea made from "Magic Mushrooms" that causes one to hallucinate or "Trip".

Let's trip on some mushroom tea.

by Drocks August 19, 2007

mushroom top

Term used to describe when fat chicks wear hip hugger pants and a short shirt. It describes the layer of fat that pokes out all the way around the mid section.

Don't you want to lick butter off that mushroom top?

by Matt Booya December 26, 2005

mushroom tip

the 'head' of a dick; dickhead; tip of a penis; penis-tip; the cap of a shroom

I didn't know she had the GI Joe, kung-fu grip

by Bradley reincarnated February 18, 2004

mushroom forest

The smell your pubic hairs get when you haven't washed in a couple days.

Sandy V: I haven't cleaned myself in days. I guess I should wash my mushroom forest before it gets any worse.

by Master Clean September 4, 2005

Growing a Mushroom

getting an erection, usually used when a surprise boner begins to form

As Jim's pants started to get tight he stated, "damn i'm growing a mushroom".

by benny_64 March 17, 2009