Promised You a Miracle

Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
As love takes a train
Summer breeze and brilliant light
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Love sails to a new life
Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
With promises
Everything is possible, oh
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
Reflects on them a while
Love screams so quietly
Slipping back on golden times
Breathing with sweet memories

I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
Everything is possible
Chance
Lost pearls of great price
Take care of family
Only aches for love
Love waits for fame
In chance, in chance, they'll see
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
A burning dream
You can be Queen
Everything is possible...

by Death Menace February 2, 2023

A Christmas Story Miracle

When you take an icicle from the freezer stick it up your partner's vagina or anus then proceed to lick it. Thus becoming stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.

Joey was triple dog dared to give Aggie a Christmas Story Miracle, he was stuck to her coochie for hours.

by ModestAnus July 3, 2015

HOST AA Miracle

The sad sad result of an alcoholic who failed at the police academy. HOST AA Miracle can't be out in the field stopping terrorists from blowing up buildings, so instead they sit in AOL chatrooms and gag 10 year olds who swear online.

YOLT: FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKERS

OnlineHost: YOLT has left the room.

HOST AA Miracle: =qpermagag YOLT

by YOLT August 13, 2003

Miracle mile

Getting yourself off in under 2 minutes. 60 seconds if you have a penis.

"Girl my man was so busy watching the game last night, I wen't to the bathroom and ran a miracle mile."

by WhitneySo August 10, 2022

National Miracle Day

A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia

Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

Miracle

What is a miracle?

Darin is! Darin is THE miracle.

by nikkithedarinfan April 26, 2022

miracle of heaven

A good thing happens.

MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017