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Dylan Mckenzie

Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.
Damn, you really showed no mercy there. You pulled a Dylan Mckenzie!
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019
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McKenzie

Mckenzie

Someone who always knows what to say to make you laugh or smile any time of any day after anything happens, she does the sweetest things without even knowing that she’s doing it, and will go out of her way to make u smile even if she’s depressed.

Mckenzie has EXCELLENT taste in music always dressed epically and connected to an iPhone she can be funny as hell, even when she doesn’t mean to be and she’s way smarter the what she givers herself credit for, Mckenzie’s normally have blonde hair and blue/green eyes and a HUGE ASS👅💦 also adorably short.

if you have your self a Mckenzie don’t leave her that would be the biggest mistake of your life especially because when you piss her off she will show u the real bitch in her.
Yo who is she? She’s gorgeous!

Bro that’s McKenzie
by Rorgie rorgie October 2, 2019
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Mckenzie

Absolute blake lover she married ryan in her dream, ate balls in a dream said shes dating hitler, shes a grandma, she loves this girl named amanda and cant get over her. Its her fault she gets on by men and woman she manipulated me into being gay
Ewww shes a Mckenzie
by Dexmackezniehater May 30, 2022
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Quinn McKenzie Pemberton

A reliable friend that is there for you when you need it most. Spends money on people they love. And will put there friendship before any relationship. An OK Boomer friend that is a goat and funny as hell.
" Man you should be friends with Quinn McKenzie Pemberton" shes the best."
" Yeah I know man I started talking to her last night she is so dope"
by Cherry Bombs January 6, 2020
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McKenzie Pepitone

Loud, funny, bad at fortnite, and sucks at skating.
What is that McKenzie Pepitone doing in that half pipe
by Evanyun2005 August 14, 2021
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madi mckenzie

a name typically given to a female you find obnoxious or annoying
friend 1: she's really getting on my nerves...
friend 2: she's such a madi mckenzie!
by yeatcordreal March 21, 2022
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McKenzie

Verb. To put random objects up one's anus while masturbating. Said objects are not typically items associated with such activity e.g. children's toys, sauce bottles or other people's electric toothbrushes.
Bro, I McKenzied so hard last night I had to call an abundance to take me to A&E
by Rumple Cuntskin September 12, 2022
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