Marley

Marley is the type of person u want in ur bed and he’s a fitty😍

Marley should get in my bed he’s the fittest boy in the milky way

by I’m taking ur mrs April 20, 2019

Marley

She's always thinking about herself even if it means dropping her friends prefers to go by Alex or a diffrent name skinny short asf she died her hair a diffrent color tends to have freinds that are taller and stronger than her because she's always getting in trouble

Girl= look it's Marley

Boy= she's so short compared to her freinds

by Chitin nugges November 6, 2023

Marley

A Marley is a sweet lovable girl who is very energetic and loves a good conversation. She helps anyway she can and she will always have fun doing it.

Marley- Hi do you need some help?
Neighbor-Sure

by Moonwatcher7772 August 20, 2020

Marley

marley is a two faced bitch that is fake and never invites you to anything and talks bad about you behind your back

“someone was talking about you.”
“was it marley?”

by braelynnnnnnn August 10, 2022

Marley

Him.

Marley is just him.

by Thbdijdh dh SHS g November 20, 2023

Marley

A Marley is one of the greatest friend you could ever have in your life. She has gorgeus blonde/brunnette hair with beautiful eyes with splashes of colours. She is always there for someone that she loves and puts a friends life before her own. She can be sassy and might be unhappy sometimes but you will always have fun with her. She loves to dance espacially with just dance from youtube and plays minecraft a lot. Some people like close friends will give their family time up to spend time with her. She is one of the greatest people ever and deserves a lot. Marley always boosts your mood no matter what. She also loves to bake and sometimes things may catch on fire or never work out but that's the fun part about it. I can't imagine a life without a Marley. They truley change you and save you.

Person 1: Damn she loves to do just dance.
Person 2: She must be a Marley

by skener October 27, 2020

Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.

Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024