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The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.
Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right
by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023
mugGet the The Lynch Cursemug.

Evan Lynch

This is not a real person, people on TikTok have came up with a name for somebody who is smart but cringe!
by professionalunpreffesional April 28, 2025
mugGet the Evan Lynchmug.

Lynching

He was lynching the idea of getting around the boys
by RexCHunt October 13, 2020
mugGet the Lynchingmug.

Owen Lynch

That Owen Lynch is an L thrifter
by dean.Lynchburger February 15, 2022
mugGet the Owen Lynchmug.

ethan lynch

a horrible person who does fucked up things to women .
liar , cheater and manipulator and much more!
bro ethan lynch has no respect for women
by meowmamaqueen January 8, 2025
mugGet the ethan lynchmug.

Ross Lynch

Sorry but none of your business he is my soulmate and we will be getting married (only close friends and family) so you won’t be invited but we will post pictures
Ross Lynch is MY husband!!!
by ....Lynch January 5, 2021
mugGet the Ross Lynchmug.

william lynch

When you crave mint choc chip ice cream Burger King and video games at the same time
hmm I’m having a William Lynch craving again
by Purplemaster1609 May 20, 2020
mugGet the william lynchmug.

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