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kamikaze shitposter

Someone in a social media group having a complete mental breakdown that posts comments lashing out at named and unnamed individuals (shitposts) drawing the ire of the group who then pile on the abuse drowning the shitposter until they quit or get banned
Karen was so upset someone fact-checked her meme she lashed out at everyone with a string of nonsensical tirades exposing herself as a kamikaze shitposter
by Addison Starkweather February 20, 2023
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Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
by iddqd87 December 18, 2017
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Kamikaze

The Japanese enemies are the kamikazes
OH SHIT ITS THE KAMIKAZE GO GO GO SHOOT THE JAPANESE KAMAKAZI
by a random person December 9, 2023
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Thomazi kamikaze

The act of writing a danish outline, while being on life support.
Niels is such a bad ass. He just did a Thomazi kamikaze
by Thomazi kamikaze May 23, 2022
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The Kamikaze

When you only care about cock-blocking another person you may enter an interaction with the intention of stuffing up any sexual chemistry and making the person being pursued instantly reject the pursuer
I saw a guy i didnt like the look of hitting on a girl. I decided to do the kamikaze and instantly had both of them split up with the girl leaving the interaction.
by spicemagic October 9, 2016
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Kamikaze

Doing a kamikaze is while you masturbate, you call your parents just before finishing
Yesterday Tom missed a kamikaze and now his parents want to castrate him
by Mastropiero April 5, 2020
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weiner kamikaze

where three or more friends hook up with the same girl and all is revealed and all three feel like committing Hari Kari.
Me and my two and my two friends found out about Rosemary and committed weiner kamikaze.
by Jim Luebrecht December 6, 2016
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