Kamikaze Eject

To create a group situation such as a group chat including your friend and every previous lover of theirs and then leave the group chat so they can fend for themselves.

Worst Case Scenario: Death to a Loved one
Best Case Scenario: Orgy

Yeah, I totally Kamikaze Ejected Brad the other day and he is so pissed!

by apollo5 August 4, 2020

Kamikaze

The technique of going out to a bar quite late with the express purpose of finding somewhere to stay for the night, considered a popular and flashy maneuver among traveling businessmen.

Well, I would really like to pocket the hotel per diem from this job; I'm gonna try and pull a kamikaze at that club we passed on the way to the office.

by C20Ki7eSe7en August 18, 2022

kamikaze

To be hit by a car showed no signs of putting on the brakes.

That girl was a kamikaze. She blew the stop sign and wiped out that other car. She didn't touch the brakes.

by sgt rock June 22, 2008

Kamikaze Handjob

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.

Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice

by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018

The Kamikaze

When you only care about cock-blocking another person you may enter an interaction with the intention of stuffing up any sexual chemistry and making the person being pursued instantly reject the pursuer

I saw a guy i didnt like the look of hitting on a girl. I decided to do the kamikaze and instantly had both of them split up with the girl leaving the interaction.

by spicemagic October 9, 2016

Kamikaze

Doing a kamikaze is while you masturbate, you call your parents just before finishing

Yesterday Tom missed a kamikaze and now his parents want to castrate him

by Mastropiero April 5, 2020

kamikaze shitposter

Someone in a social media group having a complete mental breakdown that posts comments lashing out at named and unnamed individuals (shitposts) drawing the ire of the group who then pile on the abuse drowning the shitposter until they quit or get banned

Karen was so upset someone fact-checked her meme she lashed out at everyone with a string of nonsensical tirades exposing herself as a kamikaze shitposter

by Addison Starkweather February 20, 2023