A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 10, 2024
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Kimberly x Shane

n. Best couple/ship in the world, meant for each other.
Those two are like the Kimberly x Shane of our school because they look so cute with each other.
by bigbellyboi March 02, 2020
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Kimberly clean

Kimberly clean is crazy clean. Kimberly clean likes to clean a clean house.
It’s so clean it’s Kimberly clean. I’m trying to keep my car Kimberly clean.
My new car is Kimberly clean.
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
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kimberly dang

A male or femlae depending on the type of day, is someone who is always down for a good time. She's a wifey material.
by Mike Hunt Hurts A WEe bit March 25, 2021
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😱:Kimberly "Angie" Severson; The First Juvenie Release
by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
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Kimberly fetish

When you are obsessed and get turned on by Kimberly and would do anything to her, for her, or with her. EXCEPT anything involving anal pleasure.
Kimberly: will you do something with me?
You: my Kimberly fetish is really coming out right now.
by Crusstie piss October 18, 2021
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