jan jaap

Is a faggot, also like children

Hey that guy stole his child, me must be a jan jaap!

by dangerous ninja September 17, 2017

jan 16

This day we hugged a girl named Sarah just do it.

You: *hugs*
Sarah: why’d you hugged me? Oh wait is it Jan 16 nvm

by Karen 2021 January 13, 2021

Jan Pieter

The sexiest middle name in the world. Part of a long line of traditional Jan Pieters, this dutch name originates from some part of the Netherlands. Dutch country, not to be confused with the Deutshland, which is Germany. The owner of this middle name is typically a cancer surivor, 6'5 and a very loving, good looking individual. He wears ray ban glasses and has a sweet side.

Jan Pieter me all night long/

by high jai November 20, 2010

jan 20

The best day of the year so you can go and jump from a bridge

I'm born on Jan 20

by KKaattyy February 17, 2020

Jan 10

this is a national day a dumb bitch who's mentally unstable is born. this dumb bitch hasanger issues and can't control herself and actually has problems that can't be fixed. the person needs canceling.

Damn bruh that bitch was born Jan 10, her mind unstabled

by ourrtttt October 16, 2019

Jan Maxim

has a huge monster xxl jumbo whopper size cock

jan maxim is a zesty ass person with a big cock

by finnposter June 12, 2023

Jan Heine

When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.

I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.

by tubelessmess February 19, 2019