Insertical

An object that you use that doesn’t insert your body or item but still does the job

I went to go toilet at a friends house. I needed to fart but knew I couldn’t as they was in the next room.
I used a piece of tissue to cover the bumwhole and stop the fart from coming out whilst peeing.
In this case the tissue was the insertical object.

Working like a butt plug but with out the inserting.

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Hello (insert handle here)

The first thing you see when you click your account picture

When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)

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<.7.9.76.>Insert your Own Left Hand<.7.9.7.6.>

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Marranda Insertion

The act of a woman taking a man's cum in her mouth, and then forsing the cum into the man's butt hole.

The boss caught Tom and Sarah doing the Marranda Insertion in the breakroom.

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Insert, tap, or swipe?

Derived from modern checkout readers, refers to whether one engaged in vaginal/anal intercourse (insert), fingering or manual manipulation (tap), or oral sex (swipe).

Brian - you and the Tinder girl - insert, tap, or swipe?

by DrGnome November 9, 2019

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A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

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