Handy Special

A little handicap and a little special ed.

Stop being so Handy Special and read the directions.

by ShineBrite April 15, 2009

William handy

A william handy is when a handicapped male/female offers a homeless male the pleasure of partaking in the act of sexual intercourse with the help of a hand or foot as this act is taking place there is no contact to be made with the ball or the ritual will have to be repeated with extremely limited amount of force

Yo this vegetable is giving me a william handy

by Nigga nuts in my butt May 4, 2020

Homie Handie

Just a handie for a homie.
Nothin gay about it, just 1 straight friend givin another straight friend a handjob, no big deal.
Could also be said as homie handjob.

Person A: I gave Tim a homie handie last night.
Person B: Did you say “no homo” before, during and after and/or wear socks?
Person A: Of course I did; I’m not gay or anything.

by Swaghaver69 April 1, 2021

lil handy

Best rapper on the planet.

Hey, did you hear lil handy's new song?

by Lil handy March 29, 2017

Dark Handy

The act of giving or receiving a handjob in a poorly lit area.

Joe: "Yo I'm goin to the movies with sarah."
Brian: "Gonna get some dark handy action?"
Joe: "If im lucky enough."
(later at the movies)
**fap, fap, fap**

by BigCol April 11, 2013

Farm Handy

The position in a horse stable that collects prizing winning sperm from a Triple Crown horse.

'That American Pharaoh is going to Farm Handy heaven!'

by Farm Handy December 22, 2015

Stickshift Handy

When an inexperienced female or male attempts to give a handjob. Much like going straight from first to fifth gear. Handjobs are suppose to go up and down, not back and forth.

"Joe did you hookup with Sara last night?"
"Yeah man Im hurtin' she gave me the worst Stickshift Handy i've ever seen"

by LCopeCope March 2, 2017