Guy 1 : Damn, that Griffin guy has the smallest cock I have ever seen.
Guy 2 : Yeah he gets no bitches, no play, no hoes, definitely cant keep a relationship, and cant hold a job for shit.
Guy 1 : I heard his ex has fishy cooch
Guy 2 : Me too
So so amazing and incredible, extremely handsome and may like feet but it’s okay because he’s so sweet and funny and has super cool interests and talks about them will IMMEDIATELY make you fall in love with him