Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!
Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 2, 2022
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Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022
Get the the dipshit table mug.a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)
the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
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by Emogenome August 15, 2019
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by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021
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by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021
Get the skip the dipshit mug.Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.
Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper?
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*
by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021
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