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the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits
Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022
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Dipshit

Leeds united and all of their supporters
Dipshit lose to Manchester United again.
Dipshit takes the L.
Dipshit was never better than Manchester United.
by Theunurbandictator September 14, 2022
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Dipshit

1) The people who post their own names on the Urban dictionary giving themselves WAY to many compliments.

2) Anyone who chooses "dead" as their username on the internet

3) People who are overconfident and think their the shit even though they sound like they are 6 and look the part to
Yo wtf look its a dipshit! I bet his name is bennet!
by user9630956385639 December 8, 2021
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Dipshit the Rat King

Me. It’s me stupid.
by Skenjermine March 13, 2022
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dipshit

Somebody who is sufficiently lacking in common sense or common decency, especially both.

Synonymous with “jackass.”
“Some dipshit ate my last falafel.”
“That was you.”
Exactly!”
by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2022
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212 dipshit

someone that pays the up-lift for a 212 cellphone number so they can tell people they live in the Big Apple when they don't.
redneck chick to redneck- "why does your cellphone start with two wun two? Isn't you not from Alabama?
redneck to chick- "Eye's from here, but gots me one uh dem penthouses' in NYC! I fly my jet there to do ma business!
chick-oh what do you do?
redneck-I told ya, my business! now quit being so damn nosey and such!!!!
chick- Oh, I see you's one of dem 212 dipshits Cletus!!!!
by SquirrelMan101 December 26, 2020
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Unreliable dipshit

by lawlee1 March 13, 2021
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