dan

a person named dan is most likely homosexual and wishing his name was daniel.
A very plain person who enjoys smelling fresh cut watermelon and long walks on the beach, oh and him and batman dont get along.

"wow look at that guy over their, he looks like such a Dan"

by DJ Mclovin May 20, 2009

Dan

The stain inside your whitey tighties.
Racing Stripes
To be blunt, a shit stain.

Mark: Ew man, what is that on your boxers?
Jeff: Oh damn man, I left a dan on em.

Mark: That shit's gross dude.

by Clusterofclams February 15, 2010

Dan

A dan is someone who is irrelevant. He is someone in a show that no one likes or cares about at all. Someone who could die and it wouldn’t matter or change anything.

That guy is such a dan.

by Imadeupfoompa April 30, 2019

Dan

Dan.....An amazing loving person that gives you all then money you want when you want and where you want. he is the most wonderful and amazing person you will ever meet. I feel sorry for you if you don't have someone called Dan in your life

Dan.My Dad.

by Minion!!!!! March 18, 2016

Dan

A boys with a small penis and a square head he also gets called names like mc3balls

My bf has such a dan

by looòolllllllsdbzhs April 6, 2017

dan

Dan is the term used to describe the token "lonely nerd" in a group, mainly the one who is always compared against negatively.

Wow, the Dan got into the party and I didn't? I need to step up my game.

by MatrixDan64 January 31, 2017

Dan

a guy who is a fucking yort ass bitch, on my mamma this dude ugly.

on my mamma dan is ugly as fuck

by YortKing August 14, 2020