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pot calling the kettle black

an idiom, in saying that something is, while the one saying it *is* that thing.
I ran into the conformist at SamGoody with an Eminem cd, whereas I had a Blondie cd. He said I was retarded because I was 'listening to shit.' I replied 'Well, talk about the pot calling the kettle black.'
by Gwen Stefani Grrl June 30, 2004
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calling out Southern

The excuse one from the South gives when they are in a snowy region and can't make it into work.
She needs to move back to Florida, this is the fifth incident of her calling out Southern this Winter!
by GracieMae March 3, 2009
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calling it twits

by fartsnott March 13, 2011
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Calling it for tits

When you are finished with a task.
Johnny finally finished his 40 page research paper. With a big stretch he yelled, "Calling it for Tits!"
by 1905wicked January 7, 2016
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Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019
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Crawlingflour

Just couldn’t find that captain

(For those who don’t know who he is, search him up or go on 9gag)
Crawlingflour: cap?
9gaggers: *upvote
by CheeseLover84 January 20, 2020
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calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima
OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE
by Ccgggyu March 25, 2020
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