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columbus

The largest city in Ohio. If you haven't heard of it you are a fucking moron that has lived in a hole.
by Da Dude October 17, 2003
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The Knights of Columbus

A Catholic service fraternity for Catholic men aged 18 and up. Started by the *Venerable Father Micheal J McGivney in New Haven Connecticut, the Knights of Columbus is a service organization which Catholic men participate to support the Roman Catholic Church and people in need of service. Often called "the strong Right arm of the Church" Knights pride themselves in humble service for Christ's Church on earth. Knights have financed things such as the March For Life (in Canada and the U.S.A), proposition 8 in California in support of the true definition of Holy matrimony, and have renovated many Catholic Churches all across the world. There are about 1,800,000 members, many from the Philippines, the US and Canada. members in 2008 have contributed around $144,000,000 to charities and have done over 50,000,000 hours in community service hours in that year alone. The values of each members reflect the aims of the Catholic organization which are: charity, unity, brotherhood and patriotism. Because of these 4 values, many knights are in the military and help veterans.

*Venerable is a title given to Catholics who are in the 2nd stage to Sainthood.
Parishioner 1: Oh Robert is a member of the "The Knights of Columbus"?

Parishioner 2: Yup, he ushers at Mass 1 Sunday per month with the knights and helps with renovating the Church and organizes youth activities!

Parishioner 1: That's so cool!
by Cup0Joe February 2, 2010
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Columbia thug

Someone (usually young adult) who lives in columbia maryland, who's family obviously makes $80,000+ a year

(or you cant live in columbia cause it costs so damn much)

But decides that he or she must act ghetto because they want to be like the ganster rappers on MTV.
Columbia thug: "Yo drop that wallet fool!" "IM GANGSTA!"
Me: "Fuck off, columbia thug before I dick slap you"
by DutchMaster Scott July 20, 2006
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coldheart

The result of the complete disposal and disregard of a male's emotions to avoid mental breakdown due to the irrational and incoherent complexities of the female mind.
Man that chick messed with that guy Brian so much... he turned into a total coldheart.
by Puffy January 17, 2004
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Columbine

Event in which two social outcasts, who were simply tired of being picked on, ran rampage throughout their school, shooting and killing afew people in the process.
Contrary to popular belief, the Columbine kids didn't do this because of Marilyn Manson, Neo-Nazism, The Matrix, or Doom (although these did contribute to their defective minds.) They did it because they were tired of being picked on!
by just another freaky kid September 2, 2003
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columbiano

A word or term that Columbians use that are usually used as a joke or a horrid way to keep a relationship running
"You want some of this Columbiano"
by SomeDudeFromSchool August 18, 2017
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Columbia Secondary School

you join the school thinking you smart and realize how dirty it be with rice on the walls and fights in the hallway lmao
You heard about Columbia Secondary School? I heard the kids are mad smart
AHAHAHA YOURE BUGGING DONT GET ME STARTED
by deemartin January 16, 2019
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