Shitty Cocktail

A mixed alcoholic drink (consumers choice) but containing a sleeping aid and laxatives. Guaranteed to knock you on your ass and so good you'll shit your pants.

Target the loudest most obnoxious member of the party.

Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'

by Erodon November 9, 2012

asian cocktail

a (free) glass of water at a restaurant ordered to avoid an "excessive" bill and, in turn, extra tip. This is more pronounced when one member of the party orders a bottomless soft drink to share.

Variants:
"on the rocks" - with ice
"d00d, wtf..." - hot water

Customer: We'll have two ice waters please.
**server 1 walks back**
Server 2: Can I help you out with anything?
Server 1: Yeah, two asian cocktails on the rocks...

by UnzipMyIQ March 5, 2011

cocktail sausages

short, stubby pieces of meat that are sometimes packaged in tins by small german people. they often resemble peoples body parts.

isnt that strange, kyles fingers look like cocktail sausages.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Virtual cocktails

having drinks with friends, via the phone.

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.

by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009

beijing cocktail

A potentially lethal concoction that makes one realize what one really wants out of life.

Billy was naive, so we gave him a beijing cocktail to open his eyes a bit.

It takes a beijing cocktail to wake up a kid.

by yjk August 13, 2006

Drug Cocktail

A mixture of drugs blended up then consumed in a smoothie form. NyQuil, Robitussin, Marijuana, Pills, ETC.

My Bro and I just made a sick Drug Cocktail of tussin and kush

by Drug Cocktail October 18, 2010

cocktail waitress

a woman that works HARD for her money, dealing with drunk horny men.

"There once was a tale of a cocktail waitress... who loves cock in her tail and she won't debate this"

by sheeneez August 16, 2008