Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"
by Word Smartist January 26, 2022
When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.
by My moist is critical October 22, 2024
When a dude doesn't wash his privates for at least a week or 2 even through working and such and starts to accumulate "cheese" under the skin and a girl goes down on him with a can of hotdog chili.
A dude at the bar asked me if I wanted to come back to his place for a chili cheese dog and winked at me.
by crab92 October 05, 2024
Chili Cheese Dog is a culinary delight in which person A slathers person B’s wang in molten Cheez Whiz person B then proceeds to stick his cheese covered wang Cheese Dog in person A’s waiting asshole. Person A, having eating a big bowl of Cincinatti Chili the night before, shits all over the cheese covered dong. Person A then enjoys a nice fresh Chili dog. Repeat as necessary.
Al: Hey Wollman, did you hear what Alex made brad for dinner last night?
Wollman: was it his famous Chili Cheese Dog
Wollman: was it his famous Chili Cheese Dog
by Pink sock lollipop January 17, 2020
When you take a poop on a womans chest then you proceed to tittie fuck her. The poop is the chili and you cock is the dog and her tits are the buns put all three together and you have a chili dog
by Drudown86 November 07, 2019
When oral sex is performed on a male by a female after his penis is withdrawn from said female's anus.
by Phildo.bg August 26, 2023
"I'm stuffed. Wanna fuck?"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
by T.Tryckster April 09, 2021