Cesar the monkey

cesar the monkey is a special monkey in all of our hearts. he is loved by us bc of his ADHD moments. he doesn’t like being called a monkey, but that’s okay.. he also died in his sleep due to 42 gunshots on his leg. he also got his toe chopped off which caused him to go on 748 comas. he was only 1 hour old.

some girl: omg is that cesar the monkey
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*

by sparkzlol74 June 12, 2022

Cesar Cerda

cesar cerda, formally known as SlugKid is a gaming legend who insipired the creation of fortnite. He has made billions of dollars from buying monkey nfts and investing in labor camps in mongolia. Founding the Cerda Foundation, fighting the forces of evil. Slugkid dies in battle to Dio Brando

“We love Cesar Cerda, We love Cesar Cerda!” chants the millions of people watching the battle between Dio Brando and Cesar.

by dom1378 June 17, 2022

Cesar Ayllon

One of the most chill and nicest teachers you'll ever meet.
He loves handing out long ass essays every week, but that is always the fun part of his personality.
Has a powerful relationship with another teacher - Jessie Flores, and is one of the most iconic teachers in TPAA.
Loves Of Mice & Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, etc, etc.

Student 1 (8th grader): Hey man! It looks like I have Cesar Ayllon for English9H next year, I don't know man. This is kinda scary!
Student 2 (12th grade): Bro what are you talking about? He is the most calm, chill teacher you'll ever meet in a lifetime.
Best of the best!

by Cincinnatiheaven February 19, 2022