cunterpillar

Cun-ter-pil-lar

When a caterpillar eats all your f-ing crops overnight.

Man, that caterpillar ate my capsicum. What a cunterpillar

by The lonely farmer May 31, 2020

Caterpilling

Hogging the bed cover and wrapping yourself in it like a caterpillar would it’s cacoon.

Bro 1: “Man, you look you rough. Still not getting much sleep?”
Bro 2: “Nah my wife keeps caterpilling every night even after we talked about it.”

by DSAllen7 October 8, 2021

Cliterpillar

A large hairy mustache

Chris hasn’t shaved in a few weeks. He is sporting a nice cliterpillar that I bet makes his wife happy

by Jack Van Halen November 25, 2023