by X8 dictionary May 19, 2011
My dad is a puddle blaster!
by Soup Kitchen PB July 17, 2022
by suxti July 23, 2019
After gently violating the vaginal orifice, the woman clitoris is violently ravished through means of digital or oral stimulation, causing a plethera of ejaculate.
by TASHAK March 16, 2016
A Kentucky Blaster is a sexual move where a woman has semen shot into her nose, sucked through the roof of her mouth, and then spat into the partner's face.
Tim: "Oh man, what happened with you and Darla last night?"
Rob: "We broke up after she used the kentucky blaster on me."
Rob: "We broke up after she used the kentucky blaster on me."
by DoomDefiner July 17, 2021
Sexual intercourse first thing when you wake up. May not be at dawn, but certainly before breakfast. Usually on a week day.
by TidyUnderpants February 24, 2017
John 'I had a massive blaster shit this morning'.
Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'
John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.
Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'
John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.
Bob 'What's the hell is that ?'
John 'A massive combination of gas and shit, came out like a shotgun going off'. 'The toilet bowl and my arse was covered in shit'.
Bob 'Lots of toilet paper then ?'
John 'Oh yes, at least one roll !'.
by Crazy49 February 28, 2019