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Temple Baptist christian school

Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...
Do you go to Temple Baptist Christian School?
by Secret Satan May 19, 2018
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Dirty Baptiste

When you're getting brain from one girl, penetration from a 6'6 obese man with an expo marker, and eating creamy alfredo and mushroom pasta at the same time. The man is always named Armando from Mexico
I just got a Dirty Baptiste, shit was fye.
by amgrogus November 16, 2023
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Baptiste

Baptiste is a kind person whose goal is always to share his love for people. Sometimes, his sense of humor goes beyond his kindness. But you can always trust a Baptiste when he says that he cares about your well-being. It's well-known that Baptiste are the best sex player and their pillow are always sweating love.
Wow, look at you with your Baptiste. I'm definitely jealous.
by pripri4ever April 29, 2022
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Baptiste

Baptistes are one of a kind. Audacious, resourceful and heavenly clever Baptiste is the future of entrepreneurship. People look up to him for his ideas and for his advice when it comes to music, food and politics. Research has shown that Baptistes is the most likely to become a religious idol, a rock star or an important actor in the history of mankind. With his strong leadership personality Baptiste has all his chances to create is own country and rule over it with absolute power. Baptiste is magnificent although he is known for being addicted to sugar, sweets, wine or other life pleasures.
- Who is this sunny brilliant tall guy ?

- It's Baptiste the chosen one.
by Wayne.Maa-hike_junior_.Lisa November 22, 2021
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Baptist

A person who dunks a cunts head into some water
That guy there is a baptist
by Dave Gray February 27, 2019
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baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.
Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!
by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024
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alkimos baptist college

The name Alkimos Baptist College is a banner for people, often called “Students”
There are many groups under this banner like Eshays, snowflakes, ‘based gods’
All of these are commonly found at the school of the same name. But the large majority of people that go there often don’t leave their house.
Person 1 : god those alkimos Baptist college kids are annoying

Person 2 : don’t even get me started
by RaccoonTrashhhhh August 20, 2021
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