Bless you

The phrase with which people respond to your sneezing, either to show that they're religious or that they've no idea what it actually means.

You: Achoo
She: Bless you
You: Thanks for taking the opportunity and letting me know that you're religious.

by fierbutterspark July 19, 2017

God Bless

Use this statement after any insulting phrase and it takes any harm that would have been inflicted away.

“Sorry about that ugly dress, god bless."

by Virginia C May 19, 2007

Blessed Sacrament

Blessed Sacrament has some of the sweetes, caring people ever. However, there are some bss students who aren't. You shouldn't judge us on what are classmates do. There are some of us who aren't annoying valley girls.

bss student-like totally for sure!
2nd bss student- i just got a manicure!!
3rd bss student- stop being weird

by annabelle May 7, 2005

Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 21, 2011

Dinner Blessing

A multiple partner sexual act similar to a circle jerk, where the participants sit or stand in a circle and manually stimulate the partner to the immediately right side. This results in every participant simultaneously giving and receiving stimulation.

1."I made the mistake of sitting next to Gary at the dinner blessing last night. His callused hands damn near rubbed my wiener raw."

2. "I heard that Brandon's book club is just an excuse to get the guys to come over and have a dinner blessing."

by The Monkey Man May 10, 2013

Butt Blessed

When the toiletautomatically flushes while you are still sitting on the seat and water splashes on your butt.

I was just minding my own “business” and was butt blessed when the toilet automatically flushed. Amen!

by HoHeidiHo December 27, 2018

Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.

"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"

by Belowmeh September 26, 2011