jonas bergart

a realy cool guy that everybody hates

person1: hi i am jonas bergart.
person2: Ohh fuck u then.

by bergarten March 2, 2018

Dm begger

When someone joins a social media application and begin begging for users to dm them in direct messages whether begging in a bio or in a status or a post or a chat. By even hinting at direct messages you're dm begging

You see that person over there? Yes. That's a dm begger.

by Bold18500 March 29, 2023

jammy buggar

British slag for lucky bastard or a really yummy dinning place with a chef who creates new menus on a wimb, the brew served is delectable and not just in a blue moon kind of way (also serves 40oz in brown paper bags) and the best part of all, he always has a table reserved for TheBig Lebowski, his duder, el duderino, or as I like to say “the dude him self”

But I’m just another dude looking for my other rug ….. ya feel me.

He got the last bit of toast, that jammy buggar.

by Macknlacking October 19, 2023

pegger begger

A person asking to be pegged by his girlfriend. Pegging is when a girl uses a strapon and inserts it inside a man's ass for sexual pleasure. this can be considered as bdsm and is not a homosexual type of intercourse.

Stark: please untie me. i can't take this anymore
Fern: shut up, you wanted this, now you better take it like a man
Stark: i wasn't expecting th- "ARRRGH"
Fern: Shut up pegger begger

by verbatiism June 25, 2024

Duke of douche-baggary

Noun. An individual who has conquered the art of being a douche bag. That individual now over sees a particular group, making sure those folks are always on the verge of punching him in the throat.

If the duke of douche-baggary doesn’t quit calling me a “Whacker” , I’m going to stop doing his job and making him look good on fire calls.

by Bigbrotherthuner August 13, 2018