The act of your significant other give you a handjob with both hands and throwing in some wrist twisting action while speeding up and then slowing back down repeatedly until your toes curl.
by LilBigHead93 December 26, 2021
Get the Handy Dandy 3000mug. A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.
To use the Asscapper 3000
1. Pull pants down
2. Assume crab position
3. Clap ass cheeks to fire
To use the Asscapper 3000
1. Pull pants down
2. Assume crab position
3. Clap ass cheeks to fire
by Spoodz February 6, 2020
Get the Asscapper 3000mug. These people known as "ball lover 3000"'s looooooove balls. It's a very known fact in the ball community that this is the pinnacle of their hierarchy.
That guy is so cool! what degree did he get in college?
Oh he studied balls and got the title of ball lover 3000!
Oh he studied balls and got the title of ball lover 3000!
by avaca-donut September 1, 2022
Get the ball lover 3000mug. The doggy tornado 3000 is when two people roll play as dogs and then eventually have a sexual intercourse
by mannytheshortking January 15, 2021
Get the doggy tornado 3000mug. by asjbfhjuefueiswvbgiueswrg December 4, 2021
Get the pig toaster 3000mug. This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.
by FuckAndSuck November 27, 2019
Get the Shuffle Twist 3000mug. A more modern upgraded version to the typical soul-deprecating BT-1000. Aside from being the typical hood rat, the BTX-3000 upgrades include engaging in brawls with other hood rats frequented in fast food restaurants. They are typically slightly obese and attired in a full- body skin suit of black or leopard print and of an oily appearance. The most common advise from experts is these upgraded versions are not to be trifled with. Please keep your distance
by Trinity man May 17, 2023
Get the BTX-3000mug.