Zinke 3000

A Zinke 3000 is the updated Version of the Zinke 2000 and the oldest version, the Zinke 1000.

Equipped with a SemiAutomatic Navigation Device, supported by a Cache-O-mat, the Zinke 3000 is a reliable unit for many users.
Still, there are many unexplored functions of the Zinke 3000, waiting to be released.

The only way to destroy a Zinke 3000 might be a Schweinehaufen.

The Zinke 3000 has led us to the Pfandabgabestelle. No Schweinehaufen has destroyed him YET.

by ColaKracher June 30, 2011

c-3000-biatches

What you say before imploding on your enemies (non-sexually, of course).

"c-3000-biatches!" *Implodes

by AnyThingWorx August 31, 2017

Andrea 3000

finally getting a girl to blow you after months of hard work, trying to secure the bag.

man, i got the Andrea 3000 from Jessica yesterday. i'm so happy!

by SædKongen May 23, 2019

Asscapper 3000

A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire

Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000

by Spoodz February 6, 2020

knoopX 3000

A very handsome person. No further questions.

Woah! That person is suck a knoopX 3000!

by knoopX 3000 May 16, 2020

shagatron 3000

That thing in your mums bottom draw.

I heard my mum use the, 'Shagatron 3000' last night.

by Young.Sullivan March 14, 2022

Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.

“Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton

by Hanakosmomsimp May 20, 2022